love

soemtimes i go two the zoo my borther worcks at and i go two the petingg zoo. then i go two the sheeps and when noones lookin touch them in buttwhole an presend their aradia

why are people still submitting to this blog

this ISNT A DIRTY SECRET UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO IMPLY THAT THE CROCODILE ON THE LOWER LEFT AND THE SMUPPET ARE HAVING INTIMATE RELATIONS STIRRED BY THE MERE SIGHT OF DAVES EYEBROWS DID YOU MEAN TO SUBMIT THIS TO HOMESTUCKHEADCANONS I CAN REGISTER DIRTYHOMESTUCKHEADCANONS IF THE NEED ARISES

this ISNT A DIRTY SECRET UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO IMPLY THAT THE CROCODILE ON THE LOWER LEFT AND THE SMUPPET ARE HAVING INTIMATE RELATIONS STIRRED BY THE MERE SIGHT OF DAVES EYEBROWS DID YOU MEAN TO SUBMIT THIS TO HOMESTUCKHEADCANONS I CAN REGISTER DIRTYHOMESTUCKHEADCANONS IF THE NEED ARISES

it's funny that everything thinks my secret about masturbating to octopimp is serious when I don't even know who he is.
Anonymous

it’s funny that anyone takes anything posted here seriously it’s funny that some people take everything posted here seriously

funny and soul-crushingly depressing

art by slaves bieber added by me ;)

art by slaves bieber added by me ;)

Are there/can there be links to the mods' own blogs?

WELL SPIDER ISNT HERE AT THE MOMENT so im hoping she doesnt mind having her blog linked and ill talk to her about sidebar shenanigans later but

spiders blog is here she is the one that can actually draw really really well and makes all the secrets that are actually

you know

funny

and fin is the one that cant draw and is generally more unfunny than your mom trying to use HIP AND RADICAL SLANG and should learn to do things other than TEXTPOST!!!!!!!!! and her blog is right here wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMM POSTING TO THE WRONG BLOG

YES